Are you feeling scared yet?

Apparently, according to an article written by "Sir" John Stevens, in that most trustworthy of journals, The News of The World, there are "over 100" terrorists, trained by the bogeyman de-nos-jours, Osama Bin Laden, out there, on our streets. No evidence seems to be presesnted for this claim, although these brown-skinned assasins of Allah are intent on our destruction, living only to bring chaos, anarchy and the downfall of civilisation. So quake, little people. Hide away in your homes, cower under your beds, and sign away the last remaining threads of your civil liberties. Only then will you be safe under the new Junta...