well, who'da thunk it?

Well, well, well. Apparently a Whitehouse-commisioned report has concluded, contrary to most presidential mouthing-off, that Saddam Hussein's Iraq didn't provide any assistance to al-Qaida, in their attack on the World Trade Centre, and other American targets.
Given the fundamental religious differences between Hussein's Iraqi regime, and the intolerant, bigoted nature of al-Qaida, one would have thought this was obvious, but it has taken until now to state.
Coming soon - more exciting Whitehouse reports: "The Pope - Catholic, Apparently" and "The Woods - Main Ursine Shitehouse".