Democracy in action

Oh look. Tony Blair now seems to be in charge of both of Britain's main political parties. Hooray - there's a choice for the next election.
And what's that noise in the background - that drunken, senile gurgling? Why, it's the ghost of Margaret Thatcher, barking her approval of her two ideological heirs, whilst occasionally punctuating it with bouts of howling her hatred of life, truth and beauty.
Depressing isn't it? And, to make things worse, it's nearly Christmas.
Makes you lose the will to live...