Thursday, January 26, 2006

Kebab Machine

Spotted in London's fashionable, and not-at-all-seedy Kings Cross district, the memorable "Kebab Machine" take-away. Which creates images of a vending machine, much like the sort which may sell soft-drinks, or crips, with a giant elephants leg, rotating, dripping with healthy, life-affirming grease, and with razor-sharp knives, which every now and then slice of strips, which drop into salad-filled pitta breads to be coated in chilli sauce, and dispensed on insertion of £2.50.
Sadly, such a machine wasn't in the shop. It remains one of the last great gaps yet to be automated in our lifetimes. But there's the idea, if someone wants to patent it. You can buy me a pint with your profits.

4 Comments:

Blogger Brindle said...

What a good idea. The apparatus could be flanked by a pair of (port-a)padded cells to grant punters some extra quality time while keeping the streets clean.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Neil said...

and a sick-bag dispenser?

7:35 PM  
Blogger Brindle said...

You took the words out of my mouth there.

8:01 PM  
Blogger Nicholas Williams said...

Great Idea!!!

10:20 AM  

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